I sort of wish some amazing, fabulous, and kind girl could materialize in my doorway right now. And not just somebody that says "hi" and leaves, I mean she's in the doorway because she wants to be with ME. Ready? I want it to happen... now!... Now!.. Er... now now now? No, I suppose not... and while I'm at it, I'd like a pony.
Anonymous
07:31:47 PM
16 comments:
hmmm I KNOW who you are. i'll find you one very soon. its hard my friend. girls are skanky these days.
I kind of want the same thing, except that I'd definitely want a guy instead of a girl.
I had an opportunity...why do I constantly freak out?
Same as above?
Only without the opportunity. What are the chances that a gay guy would suddenly materialize? Slimmer.
hm... you want a girl and a pony?
what sort of sick stuff are you thinking of doing????
he's taking a page from like water for chocolate.
OMG! NO! While i'm at it i'd like a pony! I dont know who you are but you are my hero. Can anyone say Calvin and Hobbes!
oh yeah, good luck with that.
Hm. depending on who you are, I can pop up in your doorway? But then again, we would both we white sheets with an "anonymous" nametag on, so it would be rather strange...
Now I'm so curious to find out who you people are.
hey listen. girls aren't just going to suddenly materialize in front of you unless you are the following things:
-you're respectful
-you try to be a good listener
-you can make her laugh
-you be yourself
-you're honest&trustworthy
-you don't have hygiene problems!!
-you smile a lot =)
i should know, seeing as i am a girl. so work on that list and the awesome girls should be showing up anytime now!
The last anonymous really doesn't have the answers. That's what girls TELL you, all the time. So why do they always go after the ones that don't respect them, don't listen to them, or lie to them about who they really are. Why do girls go after the "bad boys" that they can't trust and the boys that always make fun of them. Why, in essence, do they always go for the complete opposite of the kind of boy they tell us to be?
If you want my advice: (not that you have much of a choice) don't change yourself to fit some girl's idea of a perfect guy. Being the way they define perfect is the one way guaranteed not to work. Just be yourself. I do agree with the last anonymous on that point.
And having girls laugh at you is always good, but don't make them laugh. Don't be funny just so girls will like you. Once again, be funny because it reflects the way you are inside. (Or even if you aren't funny and are trying to break into that sector, it reflects something that you want to be.) Girls like boys that don't shape themselves to a set of expectations because predictably shape themselves to be "perfect." They are predictable because girls always talk about the same model guy. But he isn't out there, and you don't have to try to be him.
That rant was partly to myself.
To last poster:
You sir, have just efficiently mixed psychological sense and Disney sentiments to make a rather sound post.
To original poster:
You did steal that from Calvin and Hobbes. Where I come from, such sins are worthy of capital punishment. However good luck in your quest both for the girl and the pony.
I didn't consciously steal it from Calvin and Hobbes (I love it though), I had to think hard to realize what strip you meant... and after I did, it's silly to say I stole it. Bill Watterson (whom I love platonicly) did not make up the "and I wish I had a pony" that's part of what made it funny, because it makes you empathize with Susie. Anyway... I'm the friend kind of guy. People come to me with their problems since I "listen so well"... but do I have somebody for it? No no... oh well. Just keep hoping I suppose.
Personally, as a girl, I do go for the good guys. The guys that make me laugh and that are always nice and respectful. sure there are the skanks that go for the "bad boys" but there are girls like me, who just want a guy that appreciates them back.
Personally, as a black footed ferret, I go for good prairie dogs.
I agree with the Doctor. Even those girls that go for the "bad boys," at least some of them admit to it.
And a lot of girls won't admit to it, most try to say that they're just looking for the right guy.
If you are telling the truth, I'm happy for you.
Won't materalize eh?
It seems all of my pursuits after girls have ended in burning flames, whereas all of those that have fallen into my lap have been successful.
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