I am like a horny fish. Only I am a horny person. I need someone to be my lover. I am a girl. I need a guy. Or a monkey. Please be my friend.
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11:11:12 PM
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I am like a horny fish. Only I am a horny person. I need someone to be my lover. I am a girl. I need a guy. Or a monkey. Please be my friend.
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11:11:12 PM
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fish? monkey? you are a horny surrealist i am reckoning.
(i will not be your friend better than most)
Anonymous
11:55:53 PM
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Don't fish have sex by just spraying the eggs with semen as they come out? There's no actual intercourse, it's all like hormonal/pheremonal?
So do they get horny? I don't think so.
There's gotta be some feeling with it, I mean otherwise why the hell would they do it?
Instinctual, plus the release of hormones?
The biological precept that the function of all living things is to reproduce?
Oh wait, I fail at that. *nonliving*
OP, I think you might want to reword your statement. It ain't hard to get a guy to sleep with you. I shall be the example.
Meet me out behind the East Building, jk.
nonono, I mean that we get horny cause that pleasure is what drives us to have sex. If it didn't feel good, we wouldn't have had incentive (instinctually) to do it. There is societal pressure, etc. etc., but that's a newer idea (ie created with the creation of society, not before when we were just wandering cave men.)
So what I'm saying is they probably get an instinctual drive to reproduce, but that instinctual drive takes the vehicle of horniness and pleasure, see?
thank god for pchis
[i really mean it]
I believe that the fish actually do feel some sort of pleasure from the reproductive process; at least, I know that the male has to rub the female's underside the right way to get her to release her eggs. That sounds somewhat like a species of sex, no?
What I'm saying is, I don't think the fish anticipate it. Isn't that what horniness is, embodied?
I need the same thing.
I would love to be your friend.
Sorry guys, um... I was on some pretty weird shit when I wrote that.
"So what I'm saying is they probably get an instinctual drive to reproduce, but that instinctual drive takes the vehicle of horniness and pleasure, see?"
I think for fish it's more like our instinct to pull our hand away from a hot stove. It's not that they feel like reproducing because it feels good, it's more like they -have- to reproduce and they have no other choice. Salmon don't get a constant high from swimming upstream, they're just complelled to and can't stop themselves.
Well, anonymous above, pulling a hand away from a hot stove still uses a "pleasure-pain" mentality. We wouldn't take our hand away if it didn't hurt.
"We wouldn't take our hand away if it didn't hurt."
But when you say pleasure and pain it has conotations that there are emotions and higher functioning going on. With the stove example (even before the pain registers in your thinking/feeling cortex) you're already moving your hand away. For fish there is no thinking/feeling cortex and most everything is just reflex. (ie. that's why humans are special and fish aren't)
God, this has to be the dorkiest conversation ever.
^^Anonymous, been talking to many salmon lately?
Or are you perhaps a latinwordforfishologist?
^^ *sigh*, ichthyologist....
sorry guys, I know it's hard to accept, but I don't have all the answers.
Now I have one more though!
Ichthyologist? That's nothing to be proud of, I promise you.
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