How much wood COULD that woodchuck chuck?
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10:24:29 PM
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How much wood COULD that woodchuck chuck?
Anonymous
10:24:29 PM
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7 comments:
According to GetOdd.com, quite a lot of wood! (Assuming the furry
little critter chucked at all. I have it on good authority that
they're stubborn and don't take direction very well.)
Per hour (median amount): 158 butt cords.
Per day: 684 butt cords.
[ http://www.getodd.com/stuf/stupid/woodchuck.html ]
Extrapolating from those figures:
Per month: 20748 butt cords.
Per year (assuming 364 days - Woodchucks take Groundhog Day off):
248976 butt cords.
It's a hot topic of debate, so I'd say this probably isn't exact, but hey, it's pretty close.
btw, that's a direct quote from http://answers.google.com/answers/threadview?id=13839
not my wording.
not as much as chuck norris
He'd chuck all the wood that a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
...Duh. :D
well, now we've settled that,
How much chow could a chow-chow chow if a chow-chow could chow chow?
Chow-chows do chow chow.
Did anyone else laugh at "butt cords"?
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