Thursday, January 26, 2006

How much wood COULD that woodchuck chuck?


Anonymous
10:24:29 PM

7 comments:

PChis said...

According to GetOdd.com, quite a lot of wood! (Assuming the furry
little critter chucked at all. I have it on good authority that
they're stubborn and don't take direction very well.)

Per hour (median amount): 158 butt cords.
Per day: 684 butt cords.

[ http://www.getodd.com/stuf/stupid/woodchuck.html ]

Extrapolating from those figures:

Per month: 20748 butt cords.
Per year (assuming 364 days - Woodchucks take Groundhog Day off):
248976 butt cords.




It's a hot topic of debate, so I'd say this probably isn't exact, but hey, it's pretty close.

PChis said...

btw, that's a direct quote from http://answers.google.com/answers/threadview?id=13839

not my wording.

Anonymous said...

not as much as chuck norris

Anonymous said...

He'd chuck all the wood that a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

...Duh. :D

Anonymous said...

well, now we've settled that,

How much chow could a chow-chow chow if a chow-chow could chow chow?

Anonymous said...

Chow-chows do chow chow.

Anonymous said...

Did anyone else laugh at "butt cords"?