Thursday, October 05, 2006

I wish I was the kid in Paris Hilton's "Nothing in this World" video. I bet he gave Paris the boom boom clap after the shooting was over.

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I wish I could get laid. By Paris Hilton, preferably.


Anonymous
04:36:31 PM

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=PdmzmOYM7DE

BALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAA

Graffiti Pastry said...

Funny thing is... Paris recently stated she was giving up sex for a year to find out "who she really is."

She's wants to date other guys, but avoid too much sexuality (so she says). Yeah... 'cause all those guys were interested in her for her mind...

Anonymous said...

Dude... raise your standards. Britney Spears at least.

Anonymous said...

Paris Hilton is such a man

Anonymous said...

i think paris also said that she's only had sex w/ 2 guys ever, but u know w/ girls there's the multiplying rule of 3 (if any of u have ever seen american pie 2, you know what i'm talking about), so it's really like 6 guys then

Anonymous said...

if you had sex with paris hilton.

expect every STD you can imagine.