Wednesday, October 04, 2006

i get so freaking horny right before my period starts, seriously, right now, I would screw (practically) any guy who asked me.


Anonymous
08:22:12 PM

8 comments:

Graffiti Pastry said...

Apparently your condition isn't unique... for many women periods stimulate the libido.

Double-you tee eff.

Anonymous said...

yea thats a no win situation. I would never have sex with someone on their period.

Anonymous said...

^ no, I don't have it right now- I'm just about to get it. It's pretty reliable- It starts on the 6th or 7th of each month.

Anonymous said...

No, Its "sex can wait, mastubate", Its the new sex ed program

or dont playa hate ovulate.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, isn't it weird that the time of the month when women are horniest, a man wouldn't get near her?

Stay away from the cherry pastries, boys.

Graffiti Pastry said...

But... I like cherry pastries.. I... Oh, you didn't mean like pastry pastries... you meant... oh... Oh... OH! No! Ew!

Swales said...

Guys, you are totally not understanding the timing here. A girl is usually most fertile in the few days before her period begins, so the brain, ever eager to fulfil the primordial urge to make some babies, sends out a flood of sex hormones during these days when fertilization is most likely to happen. The menstrual cycle isn't so much about the bloody gunk as it is about the hormones, and a spike in libido is as natural a part of that hormonal cycle as is the annoying messy part.

And by the way, using pastry euphamisms to discuss the functions of the female body is so mature.

Anonymous said...

Sometimes food euphamisms are less disgusting to talk about than babies leaking out of vages...just a thought.