Monday, July 31, 2006

I want to buy a vibrator.


Anonymous
10:51:38 PM

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

I want one too.

thewordofrashi said...

You never know. This was posted at 11:11. Anything can happen :p

PChis said...

Well, technically you have to wait until you're 18 to get one, but you could always get a friend to. Either that or you could try walking in somewhere as clerks generally don't care.

They're affordable and the general consensus among my female contacts is that they're fun, so my question is, what's holding you back?

Anonymous said...

Haha, maybe the OP is a guy...

Anonymous said...

...so my question is, what's holding you back?

parents asking what I bought at the mall.

Anonymous said...

^you can get those at the mall?

Anonymous said...

^@ Spencer's

Anonymous said...

why is it that its dirty for a guy to have a sex toy but acceptable for a girl to have a vibrator

Anonymous said...

Because the only sex toy a man needs is attached to his right arm. Or left arm if he swings that way.

Anonymous said...

ture but females can masturbate as well.

Anonymous said...

^Yes, but God hates women, so it's a lot harder for us to get off without some kind of battery-powered help. You cannot know how much that sucks.

Anonymous said...

it's not that hard once you figure out what you're doing.

Anonymous said...

Females probably wouldn't need that battery-operated help if God had granted them longer fingers.