I was in the middle of writing an open, honest post when I had to stop. I would never be able to post it without massive editing because my phrasing and strict grammar adherence are too distinctive. This happens too often.
Even the wording of this missive was changed about 5 times so as not to implicate myself.
Anonymous
08:17:49 PM
8 comments:
WOW WHAT A CONSTRUCTIVE USEFUL POST!!! THANK YOU FOR YOUR EXCELLENT CONTRIBUTION. CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR EXCELLENT USE OF GRAMMAR. ALSO THANKS FOR NOTIFYING US OF A POTENTIAL POST ANONYMOUSLY. WELL MAKE SURE TO CREDIT THE NEXT ANONYMOUS POSTER FOR IT!
is the shouting necessary?
was anon1 yelling? i didn't hear anything...
I kind of agree with anon1.
Thanks for your non-contribution.
Why the hell did you bother to tell us that you couldn't tell us something? I don't know about you but I fucking hate it when someone does that in real life.
unlike the other douchebags who consistently put other people down behind an anonymous front... i feel you. sometimes i do that too. it's okay.
Hey, anonymouses 1 and 4 - kindness works wonders.
Hey, OP, I get it. I really get it. I know people can identify my posts by my phrasings (that was probably something distinctively "me"), and I'm sick of it. I've even lowered my grammar standards before in order to retain some shred of anonymity.
The saddest part? Your disguised post actually sounded sort of like me.
The other saddest part? This comment IS exactly like me.
... Just can't escape it.
We're always overcritical of ourselves.
or over analytical
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