I might've been nine months too late in realizing it, but I finally have. You can't sue me for being slow. But you know what? I don't have a heart of stone like he does; and it took me a damn long time to heal, and to figure out what I wanted out of him, and out of life. I'm starting this year fresh, with a new attitude towards him and myself, and I'm ready to face the world again. I don't need to run to him every time my life starts to seem fucked up, and I realize now that he isn't, and has never been, as big a part of my life as I thought. I'm ready to kick some ass.
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12:00:39 AM
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wait a minute...are you pregnant?
you don't realize you're pregnant nine months into it.
this has to be something else
well she said call me slow...
But NINE months....?
You start to show after about three unless you purposely try to hide it, but you look like you're keeping a giant tortise under your shirt after nine months.
Plus the effects of morning sickness, etc.
Normally you KNOW that you're pregnant a lot sooner than nine months.
OP.... a little help?
Nobody mentioned lost periods.
But seriously, guys, not every reference to "nine months" is a reference to pregnancy. It could just be the amount of time that it took the OP to realize something important, which could just happen to coincide with the amount of time of the human gestation period.
Get over it.
For the love of Jarlsberg Cheese, pregnancy isn't the only thing that lasts for nine months! The OP said nothing to indicate that he/she is in the family way!
hahaha, you guys are brilliant.
no, i'm not preggers. just a little naiive, and slow on the uptake when it comes to realizing what a relationship means/stands for. anyway, this totally made my day.
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