Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Hey, oh sevs.
Where's the senior prank?


Anonymous
11:31:00 PM

11 comments:

Swales said...

I don't so much have a senior prank idea, but I've got some senior prank rules we, as a class, ought to keep in mind:

1. The senior prank should not be something that makes the underclassmen think that the seniors are a bunch of douchebags. Example: parking on Clarendon. That isn't a senior prank, it's just plain douchebaggery.

2. The senior prank should not involve physical harm to any person-- I've heard of some pranks at other schools that involve locking teachers or administrators in broom closets or tying them up. Not cool. Also possibly punishable by law.

3. The senior prank should not involve vandalizing any school property. Liquid nails in the doors? Bad move! This is also probably punishable by law, and kinda falls under the douchebaggery category.

I know I'm probably going to be called "anal" for this, but seriously, it'd be a waste of the awesomeness of the Class of Oh Seven to do some stupid prank that only makes people think we're neanderthals. And I promise I'll think of an actual prank idea eventually.

Anonymous said...

balloons under graduation robes.

take a bunch of small, water-balloons, fill them with helium. keep them zipped into your robes during the ceremony. let them loose at the end.

TintedFragipan said...

Senior pranks are like Valentine's Day. They don't really exist, but they're an idea sponsored in the interest of conformity and homogeneity.


I reject them.

Hannah said...

I take back what I said about liking you the best, tinted. I will always cultivate my middle-class dream of the intense spontaneity and comraderie of a senior prank.

TintedFragipan said...

^tee hee :*

Anonymous said...

nah tinted just isn't bold enough to do one. As for what the prank should be I agree with swales on that one.

Queen Sekaf said...

VALENTINES DAY DOESNT EXIST?!?

Anonymous said...

your mom doesn't exist.

Anonymous said...

ahem, 06 were not douchebags.
besides, we all had a picnic breakfast in the parking lot and actually bonded for once... definitely better than no prank.

Hannah said...

ahem, maybe the fact that it took you four years to bond and that you finally did it over a juvenile prank denotes something about the maturity of your class... or maybe it just says "douchebag." :D

(Not that 07 is all a big happy family, but still.)

Swales said...

I think we should do something with the big plastic eagle-- it would be relatively easy to procure a ladder to reach it, before school or something. We could dress it up as a pirate or a hooker, or give it funny ears. Kinda lame, maybe? I dunno, feedback?