Wednesday, March 21, 2007

I'm crying because of a complete stranger.
He masturbated in the seat behind me at the movie theater.
I should've punched him.


Anonymous
06:09:00 PM

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'm so, so sorry. That is nasty. Just disgusting. I probably would have punched him, too.

Anonymous said...

thats hillarious

PChis said...

I'm sure you could have moved... or you could have looked at him with a disgusted look and he probably would have stopped.

Anonymous said...

I did both, but it was still really disgusting. Surely, everyone can agree on that.

- OP

Anonymous said...

Mostly I think it is funny and I don't get why it bothers you.

your moment of zen said...
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Anonymous said...

Shit.

People don't like it when I do that?

Anonymous said...

Out of curiosity, what movie was it?

Anonymous said...

This historical one called Amazing Grace.

-OP

Anonymous said...

It bothers me, because the guy wasn't sitting there and I just happened to be sitting in front of him. He walked up the stairs, sat right behind me (there were only 4 people in the theater)and starts doing that.

-OP

Anonymous said...

oh wow, then hes a moron.

Anonymous said...

I really liked Amazing Grace when I saw it recently.

Just thinking about how I would've felt if someone was masturbating behind me while I was trying to watch that...ugh.

Anonymous said...

If it's really bothering you, try talking to a counselor or someone you trust.

Anonymous said...

You wanted to punch him? You should've kicked him. Your choice where.