Thursday, November 09, 2006

so, any ideas for alternate senior superlatives?


Anonymous
11:25:09 PM

18 comments:

thewordofrashi said...

I'm rather partial to "Most likely to become a serial killer" and "Biggest Redneck"

Anonymous said...

"Most likely to appear on Dr. Phil"
and
"Most likely to streak at graduation"

Anonymous said...

"most likely to commit suicide"
"most boring"
"worst couple"

Graffiti Pastry said...

^
I suppose anon2 thought "alternate" meant "malicious and rude"?

Anonymous said...

"most likely to start the next world war"
"best slacker"
"most likely to create a new philosophical paradigm"

Anonymous said...

"Most likely to get drunk and hook-up with someone at a party"
"Most likely to die before they graduate due to enloe related illness (stress or mono)"
"Cockiest Mo-fo or Biggest Asshole"
"Biggest Twinkie (most white asian)"
"Whitest Male and Female"

TintedFragipan said...

I would nominate myself for a lot of these.

Anonymous said...

Most likely to become black

Anonymous said...

Biggest 1-upper

Anonymous said...

Biggest Complainer

Anonymous said...

Most likely to run for office, die before the election, but still get elected.

Anonymous said...

most likely to fuck doc coch

Anonymous said...

best undressed
best around all around your body

SwalesT'shooth said...

"Best Boobs"
"Most Likely to Come Back and Teach at Enloe, and Suffer a Slow Death Because of it"
"Most Likely to Take Over a Small African Nation"

Anonymous said...

"Most likely to go crazy and kill doc coch and then themselves like prvt. pile in full metal jacket"
"Most likely to start a new form of music to take over the nation...from RALIEGH"
"Most likely to misspell 'Raleigh'"
"Moss likely to accept alliteration as an admirable attribute"

Anonymous said...

erm...^*themself

Anonymous said...

"Most likely to dance with a fat girl out of pity in front of everyone else"

Anonymous said...

^ /"Dance with the ugly boy..."