Sunday, May 07, 2006

I've just had sex, and chances are you haven't.

Hah.


Anonymous
09:20:37 PM

17 comments:

Swales said...

Yeah, you keep thinking what makes you feel good, OP.

Anonymous said...

bow-chicka-bow-ow!

Anonymous said...

yea...are you bragging?

because i feel bad for you.

Anonymous said...

wow sounds like you had sex for all the right reasons...

Anonymous said...

YAY SEX

Anonymous said...

dangit!

Anonymous said...

Masturbation doesn’t count as sex.

Sorry chief… better luck next time. Get back to us when you have it with a real, live person, and not your hand.

thewordofrashi said...

ZING!!!

Anonymous said...

OW OW

Sorry, the exclamatory remarks are contagious.

Anonymous said...

wow good job. I bet its the first time and it was in a dark alley with a stranger and without your consent and i bet it was a stranger of the same sex and your not gay or lesbian.

PChis said...

I just finished math for this year on saturday, and I bet you have to go for the rest of this month.

Hah!

Anonymous said...

Whereas the sex was had for reasons certainly deeper than implied, heterosexual (not that it matters if it wasn't), consensual, safe, and entirely enjoyable... its that last post that really stabs me.

Probably because its so painfully true.

*adds point to Pchis's tally board*

I still claim victory dance rights, though.

Anonymous said...

^that was the OP if you didn't guess.

Graffiti Pastry said...

Aw, you negative tangsters.... bitter much? But then again, that's why it's Tangst.

Anonymous said...

haha OP. I like you.

Anonymous said...

er, i'm glad i haven't had sex. it sounds gross.

Anonymous said...

You don't know what you're missing. Safer, perhaps, though.