Saturday, May 06, 2006

i dont know how to masturbate


Anonymous
03:57:56 PM

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

Yeah, I really don't know either, so I read up on wikipedia, but I'm always scared about doing something wrong. I'm assuming you're a girl OP, correct me if I'm wrong.

TintedFragipan said...

I didn't know how to a couple of years ago, so Dr. A explained it over AIM. Just call him Dr.... actually, I can't think of anything funny to say.

thewordofrashi said...

I just busted out laughing.

I sincerely hope you're a girl, as that can be slightly more dangerous/complicated.

If you're a guy? Come on. If you can't figure it out, well....what does that say about you?

Anonymous said...

Well, it's not easy to explain the step-by-step process. I'll help you as much as I can. Masturbation is a felt thing more than a thought, analyzed thing. It can't be "taught" to you, you need to be in the right "mood", have the right "feeling", be in the right "atmosphere".

Feeling, as in it's something you want to do, or have to do, or want to have to do.

Maybe something in order to make you feel in the "right" mood? Read an erotic nove. Try to feel and revel in that erotic sense of freedom, enjoy it as much as you can. Change perspectives, and unleash that feeling on yourself and your body. In that same mood, explore the reaches your own body, and it might be quite amazing...

TintedFragipan said...

Dude, Rashi!

You didn't grow up in a house where it's totally taboo, I guess.

I didn't even hear the word until I was 12, and then it was only associated with hellfire and brimstone.

I still maintain that it's not intuitive.

Anonymous said...

^ I'm going to have to agree with you there. It's more of an addiction thing.

Anonymous said...

For girls, it's very much not intuitive. If you're not aroused enough, you won't get wet enough, and then it really hurts. It'll also hurt a little to put a finger or vibrater inside the vagina as a virgin. Getting an orgasm is a task that requires much experimentation and perseverance over a long period of time-- and until you get an orgasm, you won't have a very good idea of how to feel one coming or bring one on. It kinda sucks to be female, but then again, even though the female orgasm is much more difficult to attain than the male orgasm, it's a helluva lot more satisfying once you do get one.

If you want, I could go into more detail as to exactly how a girl can get herself off. But I didn't want to get graphic if you are, in fact, a guy. Especially if you're a gay guy.

Anonymous said...

yea there are really only two owords that make me wish i was female And they are "multiple orgasms".

Anonymous said...

i dont know how to hope you're a girl

thewordofrashi said...

I'm certainly not saying that masturbation is not a taboo in my house. I don't even think I've ever mentioned it in front of my parents except for in reference to that one scene in The Exorcist.

But I had heard the word before, and I stand by what I said before.

It's not something that can be "taught" to a guy. You just do it.

Anonymous said...

this is pretty much the nastiest thread ever.

Anonymous said...

^ or maybe you're just one of the most sheltered kids ever.. masturbation isnt so far along on the nasty list

Anonymous said...

People who can't enjoy their own sexuality make me sad.

Anonymous said...

It doesn't necessarily have to be nasty. It's just a fact of life.

That being said, I don't know how to masturbate, either.

Anonymous said...

I can teach you. :)

(seriously though, it's good that you're admitting it. sexuality is natural and fun, and denying it is just..well..silly)

Anonymous said...

female masturbation IS difficult to figure out. My first orgasm was not from masturbation, and it took me a few months after that to be able to do it myself (and beleive me, after you've had one, you will WANT to be able to do it yourself). I suggest reading up online too, on both the anatomy of it and different ways to do it. Some girls really prefer one way or another . Good luck!