Sunday, May 07, 2006

DAMN IT!

I have fleas again. This is such an embarrassing problem. I'm a clean person from a well-to-do family, but having fleas makes me seem like I'm some homeless person living in a box under a bridge. I can't help it if my cat gets infected and I pet him!

damn I'm itchy.


Anonymous
10:56:30 PM

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

... awkward ...

Anonymous said...

nah, i've had flea bites before from a friend's dog. it happens.

Anonymous said...

That's strange.

Anonymous said...

I'm really sorry, as I know how horrible and embarrassing that would be for me. I hope that they go away soon...

Anonymous said...

I have...mosquitos...

Anonymous said...

how did you get fleas from a dog or what?

PChis said...

I know someone who had fleas because her mother kidnapped her and took her to california where they had to dumpster dive for food.

At least you don't have all the rest of that stuff...how's that for optimistic thinking :).

Graffiti Pastry said...

You were born a street rat, you will die a street rat, and only the FLEAS will mourn you :D
Sorry, Aladdin quote... that may have been in bad taste. Honestly, that must be horribly uncomfortable for you, but if I met you, and I knew you had fleas, well... who cares? I may not want to borrow your clothes, though. Anyhow, it's fixable since apparently your cats are the only ones with poor hygiene here... meh, silly beasties.

Graffiti Pastry said...

Naw, fleas is fleas. Just like people can get "deer" ticks, and so on.

Anonymous said...

funny, that. Deer ticks spend most of their time on mice.

One time my cats had fleas so bad that you could just walk in the same room as them and your socks would be covered in them. It did spark my imagination though. I found very creative ways to kill the little buggers.

Graffiti Pastry said...

Did you ever light your socks on fire while they were still on your feet? I dunno... that would be kinda cool at night. Unless you burned yourself.... which you would... if your socks were on fire...

Anonymous said...

I've heard that if you mix lighter fluid with water, you can clean dirt off of your clothing that way. However, I am not brave (stupid) enough to test it.