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Sunday, August 12, 2007
Secret: I think 4chan eats souls.
Anonymous 11:02:00 AM
2 comments:
Anonymous
said...
Nah. I contemplated this for a really long time and in my opinion, 4chan just buries itself into you, creating a seperate personality attached to your regular one. After a while of exposure- that personality IS completely soul-less, but that personality only shows when on 4chan or when talking about 4chan. I would never, EVER EVER show that part to anyone EVER unless it is on the intarwebs or they specifically ask for it.
4chan turned that part of me into a gore/guro loving, racist, sexist, angry, scissors/knife-j-j-jamming, attention-whoring cuntrag who schlicks to pictures of Snacks and cries about not being able to be with him (though still stays up until two every single thursday to hear his voice on Midnight Snacks) and mourns the fact that mootykins is gay while enjoying raids and screaming POOL'S CLOSED DUE TO AIDS, and yelling something about barrel rolls or cakeboys or something stupid on the Tom Green show every night and being a part of the internet hate machine alltogether.
HOWEVER, if you don't know who I am when I'm posting this, you probably will never know this is me because I haven't showed that side of me to you and I can almost promise you I never will. I have morals, I am neither sexist nor racist nor a masochistic slut. I do, however, enjoy gore, just not to the extent of making fun of tragedy and loss. There are two parts of me, the real me and the OMGINTARWEBS/B/ me.
But all in all, isn't that what 4chan is about, coming together and hating everything that moves under the cover of anonymity while secretly basking in the companionship of your /b/retheren?
Also, if any rulefags "OMG RLZ 1 UND 2" this you can shove it up your ass.
2 comments:
Nah. I contemplated this for a really long time and in my opinion, 4chan just buries itself into you, creating a seperate personality attached to your regular one. After a while of exposure- that personality IS completely soul-less, but that personality only shows when on 4chan or when talking about 4chan. I would never, EVER EVER show that part to anyone EVER unless it is on the intarwebs or they specifically ask for it.
4chan turned that part of me into a gore/guro loving, racist, sexist, angry, scissors/knife-j-j-jamming, attention-whoring cuntrag who schlicks to pictures of Snacks and cries about not being able to be with him (though still stays up until two every single thursday to hear his voice on Midnight Snacks) and mourns the fact that mootykins is gay while enjoying raids and screaming POOL'S CLOSED DUE TO AIDS, and yelling something about barrel rolls or cakeboys or something stupid on the Tom Green show every night and being a part of the internet hate machine alltogether.
HOWEVER, if you don't know who I am when I'm posting this, you probably will never know this is me because I haven't showed that side of me to you and I can almost promise you I never will. I have morals, I am neither sexist nor racist nor a masochistic slut. I do, however, enjoy gore, just not to the extent of making fun of tragedy and loss.
There are two parts of me, the real me and the OMGINTARWEBS/B/ me.
But all in all, isn't that what 4chan is about, coming together and hating everything that moves under the cover of anonymity while secretly basking in the companionship of your /b/retheren?
Also, if any rulefags "OMG RLZ 1 UND 2" this you can shove it up your ass.
^ Snacks is uglier than a naked dog covered in grease.
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