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Friday, May 05, 2006
Why do I masturbate when I can just get the real thing.
Anonymous 11:22:15 PM
7 comments:
Anonymous
said...
I don't know.
Why do people write things that are obviously meant to be questions, but FAIL to put a question mark on the end.
the lack of question mark reveals the unconcious motive for the sentence.. ie, it is only really designed to be a boastful display, not an actual question.
I hate you people. No one cares about grammar/punctuation on the internet unless it makes the meaning completely muddled and unreadable.
And to the OP: Probably because it feels good. I think the statistic is that something like 90% of married men still masturbate, so that should make you feel better.
7 comments:
I don't know.
Why do people write things that are obviously meant to be questions, but FAIL to put a question mark on the end.
the lack of question mark reveals the unconcious motive for the sentence.. ie, it is only really designed to be a boastful display, not an actual question.
What I find worse than that are commands with question marks, ala Johnson tests last year.
"Name three significant aspects of Chinese society in the Tang Dynasty? Explain your reasoning for choosing these as significant?"
My mental image of that is a really confused teacher with her head cocked like a puppy asking the questions. Or rather, stating the statements.
I hate you people. No one cares about grammar/punctuation on the internet unless it makes the meaning completely muddled and unreadable.
And to the OP: Probably because it feels good. I think the statistic is that something like 90% of married men still masturbate, so that should make you feel better.
because you cant have sex 12 times a day. But you can mastubate 12 times a day, or at least i can.
^ pssst - when you start getting raw and having hand cramps, it's too often.
Ugh... don't tear it off.
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