Friday, February 23, 2007

Get that penis cut, baby.

Suck it, PChis.

7 comments:

thewordofrashi said...

I considered posting this yesterday.

Tack another one on for circumcision.

Anonymous said...

this leaves me wondering why it protects your from aids to have a circumcision. Is it just less surface area or is it a place thats devoid of oxygen or what, that allows the virus to infect?

Hannah said...

"suck it."

ahahaha.

PChis said...

This is like how in general CPR courses they teach you to, instead of checking breathing and heart beat and doing the least damaging technique required to save a persons life, to always do CPR.

Why teach them to break people's ribs when you could just push their stomach? Because people are too stupid to memorize all those different things, so just teaching CPR has a higher life saving rate.


If people could just wear their condoms, then maybe AIDS wouldn't be such a big deal.


I'm not saying this isn't a breakthrough and that it's probably a great idea to start protecting Africa with what we've found.


I suppose what I'm saying is, at the end of my life I doubt I'll have AIDS, and at the end of my life I'm confident that I will have enjoyed sex more being uncircumcised.



Also, I would like to point out that women have a higher chance of getting AIDS than men because their vaginas are warm and damp and inside the woman and better at incubating the virus than a Penis that's out and about.

I would assume the forskin creates this sort of incubation (I mean I'm not a medical doctor, it just makes sense to me this way).

But since circumcision works so well, perhaps would should look into destroying the glands that produce vaginal secretions?


But really, all my sarcasm in this situation is unwarranted, because they are offering circumcision to willing adults. The only time it annoys me is when it is performed on helpless infants who have no say in the manner (or if it were to be enforced on adults because of its potence in destroying AIDS...but I don't think anyone has really crossed that line yet.)

Anonymous said...

im not circumcised but i really don't care about the issue that much as long as no one bother me about it .

Anonymous said...

Does being uncircumsized really yield more sexual pleasure?

Anonymous said...

^ Well, a guy circumcised at a young age can't tell you, and a guy who's never been circumcised is bound to be somewhat freakishly protective of his penis-skin and unwilling to lose it in order to satisfy the curiosity of others. So the world will never know.