he won't like his present...
it's a handmade book/card with a different thing on a each page... going like this...
Dearest ******...
With any luck within the next year i'll be going out with one of these boys...
(Insert collage of hot boys from GQ)
But until then
I'd like to say
Without hope or agenda
Just because it is christmas
And at Christmas you tell the truth
To me you are perfect
And my withered heart will love you until you look like this
(Insert picuture of fat man in bikini)
Merry Christmas
Love always,
******
Anonymous
05:04:29 PM
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Please, for all that is good and holy in this universe:
Don't do it, dear, do not do it.
i disagree, pchis.
i laughed so hard at that i almost wet myself.
personally, i would love to get a present like that.
go for it!
that would be really really cute if you were actually dating the person...if you know he doesn't like you then i don't know if its a good idea to put yourself out there like that.
i thought it was funny.
hopefully he'll like it.
Stolen idea, but I love "Love Actually" so it's all good.
I don't want anyone i'm considering for a serious relationship to have any pretentions that i'm perfect.
"Love Actually" !!!
Boys do not watch "Love Actually." True story.
At least you're not knitting him a "man scarf." Peter K insists that this is in fact the worst present to give to any boy, ever.
that is actually the stupidest gift idea, ever.
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