Am I the only person who derives pleasure and amusement from "dead baby jokes"?
Man, people need to loosen up.
-What's worse than two dead babies nailed to a tree?....
One dead baby nailed to two trees.
-What's more fun than nailing a dead baby to a tree?....
Tearing it back down
-What's red, screaming, and gets hit by cars?.... (this one makes me wince)
A baby with forks in its eyes.
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unless they're sticking forks into black babies' eyes
hahahhahahahhaha. i'm sorry. anon2 made me laugh.
It's not so much that I "need to loosen up", it's that I just don't see anything funny about these jokes. Oh, ha ha, babies. Who are dead. Big whoop.
I mean, come on. We're not three years old. Dismembered infants aren't humerous any more.
^ aaaaaaaaand I totally spelled the word "humorous" wrong. Go. Me.
anon 2... you are my hero... i'm going to hell for thinking that... but you really are.
Swalest, I think everyone has something that connects them to a time of immaturity.
Whether it's horror movies, vampires, emo, or dead baby jokes... it's all about the same.
heh they're great.
The one that introduced me to the world of DBJ was "What's red, white, bubbling, and tapping on the window?"
"A baby in a microwave."
Although I still think two babies nailed to a tree is worse than one nailed to two.
I just never really got the humor of those, or why it's so hilarious to make jokes about dead babies. I don't really have a problem with them or with other people telling them and thinking that they're funny; I just never thought that they were.
That being said, I think I sort of agree with Graffiti Pastry.
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