Sunday, October 07, 2007

OH GOD NO! I've fallen in love with a girl who smokes, but I hate smoking people. I love the person I hate, I hate the person I love. What should I do, I already stole her cigarettes and forced her into apopleptic cravings....IM HORRIBLE

Anonymous
03:22:00 AM

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

Do you really hate everybody that smokes or do you just hate the fact that they smoke? Saying "I hate smoking people" number one sounds ridiculous and number two makes you sound ignorant. You're going to meet very many people in your life who choose to smoke cigarettes, most of them will be amazing people who have made a bad decision.

This is why I hate the DARE program.

Anonymous said...

Smoking can definitely be a major turn off. I don't think I could date anyone who does it.

What I don't get is why anyone still chooses to smoke cigarettes. There are so many drugs that can do so much more for you without the risk of addiction and cancer and such.

Anonymous said...

You stole her cigarettes? That is not going to win her affections.

Seriously though, it's an accept her or leave her sort of situation. Smoking's just one of the thousands of self destructive things people do and it's definitely not the worst. If you can't handle it, don't.

Anonymous said...

make her smoke a whole carton that teach her.

Anonymous said...

I understand that things like that can be extremely difficult to decide. I suppose that whatever you decide to do should be based off of which is more important to you: your love for the girl, or the fact that she smokes. Obviously, love is *supposed* to be more important, but there's no shame in acknowledging that it might not work out very well at this particular time if smoking is one of those things that you just can't see past.

Anonymous said...

What I don't get is why anyone still chooses to smoke cigarettes. There are so many drugs that can do so much more for you without the risk of addiction and cancer and such.

Like what, exactly?

Anonymous said...

like life anon6 , you can get high on life.

No seriously this is some good shit, man , good shit. I can get you some but it aint gonna be cheap.

Anonymous said...

like pot. http://norml.org

Anonymous said...

Like just about any non-addictive drug when used responsibly.

Anonymous said...

Silly people, when the OP says he hates smoking people, he doesn't mean he hates people who smoke, he hates to smoke people! I mean, c'mon, Soylent Tobacco is not a pleasant flavor.

Anonymous said...

You can save yourself a lot of wasted time and heartache by telling her its you or the cigarettes. Give her three weeks. If she does give them up, you're in love with a non-smoker. If she won't give them up, move on. That's the beauty of being young and single. Feel the power.

Anonymous said...

Anon10, I'm kind of in love with you.