So, the doctor was not a pleasant experience today.
Besides getting three vaccines (Hepetitus A, Meningitis, and Pertussis) he used the terms "horribly obese" and "hideously overweight" about 10 times each. Apparently I'm going to fat camp. Aka, I'm on this strict exercise thing. He's like "It would be best if you could lose 50 pounds, but we'll shoot for 10 in the next 6 months"
Finally, when he was checking for testicular cancer I got I big erection (he was a young guy, pretty attractive) and he had to awkwardly work around it while checking stuff...
then later he was like "be sure to use a condom when having sex with a female... *pause*... or a male.. *suspicious look*
I'm still so uncomfortable when stuff like that happens. I wish it didn't.
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I'm sorry, I must be going to hell, but I found that very funny.
I found it funny as well. I always wondered how awkward it would be to get a boner during a physical... but sounds like your doctor spoke a bit out of line himself. Doctors aren't supposed to be demeaning.. and I'm sorry for his indirect comment about your penis.
Was your doctor in a bad mood or is he always that cruel?
Though that is kind of funny.
I can't help cracking a guilty smile when I read this...
It's not funny at all.
I can't imagine going through that.
well seriously guys, you can't get a boner while another guy is touching your balls, especially in NC, and not expect odd looks.
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