Wednesday, July 11, 2007

With my wand, I shall penetrate your mind.


Anonymous
10:57:00 PM

18 comments:

Anonymous said...

Freud would say...

Anonymous said...

OMG. I watched that movie with my parents and I had to make myself not laugh at that part. There was another line that Snape said during Occlumency lessons that was deliciously homoerotic... but I can't remember what it was!

Matthew said...

so gay

Anonymous said...

Was it "prepare yourself"? 'Cause I laughed at that bit.

Anonymous said...

that's what she said.

Anonymous said...

was it just me, or was Luna kinda hot...in a ditsy, spaced out way?

Anonymous said...

Was it just me, or did Lupin look like Hitler?

Anonymous said...

Dumbledore has STYLE!

Anonymous said...

Luna was so hot. Lupin was so Hitler. Dumbledore was so pimpin'.

thewordofrashi said...

right on. Angrydore finally paid off.

Anonymous said...

It was "You must protect yourself."
lulz.

-OP

Anonymous said...

Go back to bed dad.

Anonymous said...

>>Anon 5
It's not just you. She was a total babe.

Anonymous said...

I felt uncomfortable as Professor Snape began to grip my wand. Moving his hand up and down in a motion that I had felt all too many times before, blinding whiteness blasted out the tip. "Harry, you have to use protection," Snape whispered in my ear as he picked up his own wand. With a quick flick of his wrist he had whipped it out of his robe and poised it above me. He penetrated my mind, harder, harder, until I couldn't take it anymore. I let out a scream that the whole school must have heard, but I didn't care. It was such a strong feeling that I could no longer think, I was resorting to pure animalistic instinct. It was like magic. Finally, he was finished. "You need to work on your protection, Voldemort will go a lot harder than I did. Who knows, maybe he'll bring one of his deatheaters and they'll each penetrate your mind from different sides."

Anonymous said...

Ol' dumby put on some weight :[

Anonymous said...

^it's easy as pie if you had a good teacher, but if you had one that made you color pictures of trees all year long, it's probably pretty hard.

Anonymous said...

^OMG I responded to the wrong post! Sorry!

Hannah said...

"we've been at it for hours, can't I have a rest?"

Now, THAT is what she said.