I think... I think my boyfriend just peed on my bathroom floor. Like a lot. What the hell?!


Anonymous
11:08:00 PM
11/09/2009

Seriously. What the fuck?


Anonymous
12:56:00 AM
3/23/2009

Why people say Rule 34 is true? It's not. Not smart enough to get a 3 on the physics AP so stuck here doing physics (V/I)(F*D) ,(Ohm-work), and It'd be great if I could find some inclined plane porn, or some pulley and axle bondage sites, maybe some circular motion bukkake. It doesn't even matter if the girls be ugzzzors, just as long as they not have too much rotational inertia.


Anonymous
08:39:00 AM
5/05/2008

What the fuck, Final Four. What the fuck.

So I am 17 years old and I have never had a boyfriend at any point in my life, because, well, I can't get any And it's not for a lack of trying on my part. I mean, I don't think I'm unattractive at all and I am a good person, so I'm just wondering what the hell is wrong with me?

Anonymous
07:54:00 PM

I'm going to be kicked out of college because of a fucking ALARM CLOCK!

A FAULTY ALARM CLOCK! I HATE THIS ATTENDANCE SHIT!


Anonymous
11:07:00 AM

people just keep kissing me!
and i'm not very good at saying no.


Anonymous
04:52:00 PM

So... a two-hour delay? Whaaaat?

The chance of precipitation never rises above 20% tonight, and the temperature isn't expected to drop below 31.

Why, WCPSS, why?


Anonymous
11:32:33 PM

i walk in to my second hour class on the first day of second semester and... he's there. i've done all i could to avoid him 1st semester, even though i was completely over and done with everything. HE's made it awkward, NOT me. i said i wasn't going to initiate contact anymore; i'm done with trying to make friends every time he decides to wig out and not talk to me. fuck that shit.
he sits right behind me, too. so i can't focus to save my life.

fuck, i hate this semester.


Anonymous
09:05:15 PM

nifong is a faggot. by the fact that they keep dropping charges, it has become clear that they have had no case from the beginning. it enrages me that they can simply point fingers and ruin peoples lives like that. this is ridiculous. even if the defendants successfully argue and win the case, they had to go through all that hardship and bs just because some worthless bitch has to strip for a living, accidentally got herself pregnant and wants to blame someone else for it. its true that they were stupid for hiring a stripper, and its also true that shes stupid for being a stripper, but its becoming clearer and clearer that this is almost entirely fabricated. its the salem witch trials all over again, a worthless girl points a finger and by her word alone so many people get caught up in her venemous web of malice. in response to her delivering the baby, shes a stripper, she probably has sex like 20 times a day. stupid worthless bitch.


Anonymous
04:28:45 PM

Exams are going to shot me in the face and leave my body in a ditch.


Anonymous
02:50:25 PM

Its really weird to think that the people I've grown up with and my self are actually adults now. At least in the legal sense of the word. I mean Its really odd to tink that legally my friends could actully do porn.


Anonymous
12:14:44 AM

This is so fucking ridiculous.

I get into unc-ch, the school I want to go to, and it changes nothing. My parents say "study for midterms" and when I say "well, at least after midterms I don't really have to work anymore because I'm a senior and in college" they reply, "No, then there are APs"

WHAT THE FUCK. I am so sick of not being able to hang out with my friends when I want to. I am so sick of having to study for tests that have no meaning anymore. I am so sick of them not understanding that I just don't give a shit anymore.


Anonymous
12:44:29 PM

WTF???
Where is everyone???

that first post has been up for almost a day!

wtf, mates?


Anonymous
10:29:53 PM

,


Anonymous
10:37:33 PM

If you could fight anyone, who would it be?


Anonymous
01:12:42 AM

hahahahahahahahaha...

silly you.


Anonymous
01:18:36 AM

I just bought the new Brand New album "The Devil And God Are Raging Inside Me"

And studies show that I have just self-actualized

Maslow would kill for this album


Anonymous
02:34:36 AM

a paradoy of batboy... names have been changed for keeping the identities of these people safe

Becky: How could you tell me you loved me, when you knew it not to be true?
Christopher: How can you say that? I loved you! Can’t you see it in your soul?

Becky: A soul? Is that what you call it,
that empty pit, that wound where my heart should be?
You dug this hole in me bit by bit, nothing is left of me!
Give me one reason why I should stay.
See, you have no reply.
The world is gay or straight, but I am both or neither.
So goodbye!

Julianne: I'm sorry, Becky, really am.
Sorry to hear your life's a sham.
Still, it doesn't have to end this way!
So ask him out and don't be cute.
College—almost here. Don’t be a fruit!
Do it now, no one cries today.

GROUP: Don’t let it reoccur, why do you pity her?
Look at the options- why don't you stop her!
What kinda girl are you?
What are you gonna do?
We oughtta stop you too!
Why don't you stop her!
GET HER! GET HER!

Becky: Don't deny the obvious- such a bad girlfriend.
Everywhere you put me, look what I can’t mend!

(Becky stands on the edge of the platforms in front of the audience)

GROUP: Push her! Stop her! Jesus, Ashley!
Stop her! Push her! Push her! Do it!

Becky: Why don’t you just tell him, and let me release.
If you're not a coward, give me peace.

GROUP: It’s killing you bit by bit, why do you pity it?
Can’t take an upheaval-- God, you're both evil!
What kinda girl are you?
What are you gonna do?
Ashley, he wants you too!
Push her or we will!

(Ashley moves to push Becky off the platforms into the audience, but
can’t do it.)

Becky: Coward.

Ashley: I'm sorry.

Becky: You know...
One thing alone saved me from despair,
back when I was with Chris.

Adam: Becky...

Becky: Once in a while he would meet my stare.
Then I had nothing i would miss.

Adam: Becky, don't!

Becky: But surely his smile wasn't meant for me.

Adam: Becky no!

Becky: Easier to dismiss. But, tonight he kissed me, here.

(General gasp)

Becky: Tonight he gave me this. (She takes out Adams’s pants)

Group: Huh?

Becky: I smell his old spice and his sweat...

Ashley: Oh my God...

Group: Jesus!

Becky: Look what a gift he gave me- (Takes out condom)
Ashley: Is it true?
Becky: Almost enough to save me.
Adam: Yes!
Becky: And I imagine you're upset...
Ashley: Oh my God!
Becky: But I would sleep with him again!

Group: Stop her! Slap her!

Becky: And do you know what he did then?
Group: Stop!
Becky: He offered me his pain.
Group: No!
Becky: He offered me his love!
Group: God!
Becky: He offered me everything!

(Ashley runs to strangle Becky. Christopher stops her.)
Ashley: Christopher, I'm sorry. All of this is me.
Chris: Ashley, please.

Ashley: (overlapping)
I can't bear to look at you. She are all I see.
Her eyes, Chris, its in her eyes.
It hurts too much to put behind me... the way I lost you.

Chris: (overlapping)
Ashley, don't.
Please, oh Ashley, don't deny the obvious, leave the past behind.
We can start again, love. We have both been blind.

Julianne: Becky, damn you... Becky, you dirty horror...
Chris: Ashley, I forgive you. I know, my love, I know.
Ashley: And every day her eyes remind me.

Group: Slut! Slut! Slut!

Chris: Ashley, come here. Ashley, let it go!



hahah... the rest would spoil the end. oh well. guess you'll have to come see the real show before i post the next part.


Anonymous
07:51:55 PM

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!

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Anonymous
12:13:53 AM