Showing posts with label awkward. Show all posts
Showing posts with label awkward. Show all posts

Saturday, October 04, 2008

when a guy fingers a girl for the first time, or anytime, does he like for her vagina to be hair free?


Anonymous
06:03:00 PM
10/01/2008

Monday, August 11, 2008

I got TOTALLY fucking smashed last night.

I made a horrible first impression on an attractive senior guy I was hanging out with for the 1st time.

He just bought a new white mustang and I barfed in it 3 times.

I barfed on HIM and my bestfriend several times. I got drunk really quickly because I was drinking scotch whisky straight from the bottle. I have no god damn clue what I was
thinking!

He and my bestfriend had to change their shirts multiple times and the guy held me up in the shower while my bestfriend washed puke out of my hair. They had to actually call a 3rd person to help them; another guy I'm sure I made an impact on that night.

I remember absolutely nothing about last night except for laying on some grass and someone pouring cold water on my face, the senior holding me up in the shower, and my bff trying to get me to pee, but then I started throwing up so she put the trash can in my lap, meanwhile both guys were standing in the doorway of the bathroom-watching.

I'm also told I asked the senior if he had a big dick and then continued to ask him to stick his dick inside of me. lovely. yes I know.

-first time I've ever gotten trashed and I wouldn't change it for the world.=]

NO REGRETS. EVER.

p.s. I'm still having the hangover right now.


Anonymous
10:11:00 PM
8/11/2008

Thursday, August 07, 2008

I'm 15, single, and a virgin.

I really want to have sex. I really want to know what it feels like. but I don't have a boyfriend right now and I don't just wanna go out and sleep with some random guy I hardly know.

what to do..what to do...


Anonymous
07:04:00 PM
8/07/2008

Saturday, February 09, 2008

Some girl that i don't like asked my to be her fuckbuddy, i have no idea what this entails, what the hell do i do?


Anonymous
2/08/2008
7:50 PM

Sunday, October 07, 2007

My friend and I were really drunk, and we made out alllll night. Hopefully it won't be awkward tomorrow.

Taylor
03:53:00 AM

Tuesday, September 18, 2007

i sort of almost kind of asked this guy to see greece with me this weekend. in an awkward and well awful fashion. its the first time i've ever made the first move of any sort. and it is slightly scary. i dont know anything about him. or he me. but i did anyway. and i know he didn't take it romanticly but i did... it was intresting.


anonymous
06:17:00 PM

Saturday, September 15, 2007

There's a fine line between being funny and being awkward, and I usually end up on the awkward side.


Anonymous
9/15/2007 08:41:00 PM

Wednesday, August 08, 2007

Im so fucking awkward sometimes, I don't know what it is I think if I sens that the person is on a higher social level than me then I just hide.


Anonymous
11:34:00 PM

Wednesday, May 23, 2007

i hate that the only thing about senior year i'd do over is prom

i'm about as awkward as the next person, but there was something about my date that just made me ridiculously awkward

i need to stop using that word


Anonymous
06:43:00 PM

Thursday, May 17, 2007

How do you de-awkwardtize your relationship with someone? It was at one point, very good.


Anonymous
11:14:00 PM

Saturday, May 12, 2007

One week after your girlfriend broke up with you you start calling me to "hang out". It's been two years since I've even talked with you. That was when I liked you. You sort of crushed me back then, I'm not bitter anymore but I still remember how it feels. I'm not attracted to you in the least, I have my own boys to like.The one time I did agree to "hang out" with you made it awkward and kind of obvious that you just wanted to hook up.

Stop calling me plzthx. I'm over you and very proud of it.

Anonymous
12:49:00 PM

Thursday, May 10, 2007

all I want to do is touch you, kiss you, hold your hand, but we're always so shy around each other. I hope we can get over this.


Anonymous
09:56:00 AM

Sunday, April 15, 2007

I think my just-going-as-friends prom date has a crush on me. We've known eachother forever and I always joke about us being soulmates, I mean, we're pretty much best friends. Him having a crush on me changes EVERYTHING. I hate awkward shit. But first I'm going to make sure so I don't turn into a psycho bitch for no reason.


Anonymous
04:46:00 PM

Monday, April 02, 2007

oh shiiiiiiiiiiiit

i just put a big scratch on our car...i think i'll say that someone must've done it in a parking lot and driven away


Anonymous
08:44:00 PM

Friday, February 16, 2007

She came and stood right by me--then the smell of sweet perfume. This happened much too soon; she called me to her room.

Billie Jean is not my lover. She’s just a girl who claims that I am the one, but the kid is not my son. She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son.


Anonymous
04:15:00 PM

[Admin note: "Billie Jean" by Michael Jackson.]

Thursday, February 08, 2007

he's liked me since november...but he hasnt done anything about it. we went to charity ball and wf together...but thats basically how much we talked. in between those two events there was like no communication except random fb messages like once a month. i know he likes me b/c he's really good friends with my best friend so she told me. so i got sick and tired of waiting around for him so i decided to go to prom with another guy that I think I might have feelings for.

but now the first guy is trying to call to talk, and most likely to ask me to prom. and I feel like crap about it. I dont even know if i should answer his phone calls.


Anonymous
10:20:00 PM

Wednesday, February 07, 2007

My dad does the family's laundry every week (washing it together saves water and time). When he sorts it to give back to us, I get a lot of my brother's shirts and my mom's underwear. It makes me feel ugly and weird even though it's only a little problem.


Anonymous
11:06:00 PM

Tuesday, February 06, 2007

the longer your gone from me the more i like you but i know when i'm around you i wont like you as much...


Anonymous
10:34:00 PM

Ugh. He asked someone else. I guess I will be going alone/with friends.

I'm glad I didn't say anything. Dignity may not be something I can physically hold, but it's better than nothing.


Anonymous
04:08:00 PM

Saturday, February 03, 2007

people just keep kissing me!
and i'm not very good at saying no.


Anonymous
04:52:00 PM