Thursday, June 19, 2008

I'm a guy and I hate the smell of pussies. I think that they are disgusting and awful and I hate putting my mouth near one. I have no problems with just my hand. On the other hand I enjoy "getting some" myself so I always return the favor, even though it means I have to endure the stink.

05:51:00 PM


Anonymous said...

You're a good man. No guy likes the smell of a pussy. But we do it because we know we'll get something in return for it.

A word: It doesn't smell quite so bad if a) she has recently washed it, b) she shaves, and c) all of the above.

Anonymous said...

I'm a girl, and the smell of my own pussy bothers me if I haven't given myself a thorough scrubbing recently. For everybody's sake I like to keep clean.

Penises don't smell too nice, either. And cum tastes bad. But I go down on my boyfriend because... because... wait, I actually don't get anything in return. Why am I going down on my boyfriend again?

Anonymous said...

Because he likes it and because if you go down on him, he'll go down on you.

Giving oral sex is never nearly as fun as getting it.

Anonymous said...

Well, I like the smell of pussy.

Anonymous said...

You guys are in shitty relationships. Giving oral sex can definitely be as fun as getting it.