Wednesday, June 25, 2008

I finally had real sex. Not just sticking my dick in her and pulling it out when she said it hurt too much. I actually thrusted and came.

With a condom, of course.

07:32:00 PM


Anonymous said...

It's not "real" sex unless you both came.

Anonymous said...

NOT true. I have had amazing sex that felt really fricken good and not actually came. I think it's real sex if it was a true connection between the two of you, physically and emotionally.

Dr. A said...

What is... real?

"He lied to us, Trinity! He tricked us!"

Anonymous said...

its not real sex unless you spit in her face afterward and call her a "dirty bitch" while you smack her around.