Sunday, February 24, 2008

Im tired of anal sex in porn, I mean Straight anal sex for that matter, I don't like it much its just not what floats my boat or tickles my pickle but there I am playing the skin flute and that spicy little Asian suddenly has a dick in her ass. I'm sorry if its your thing then great but I find it kinda gross, dicks and shit don't mix well for me in fact not much mixes with shit very well. What I need is a warning message to tell me if a porno has anal sex in it before I watch it. That way I wont even try to start churning out some man mayonnaise to a hot chick getting pounded by some sort of beastly trouser snake only to be interrupted when it ventures into the final frontier. Why must all porn makers assume that Guys love to see Women getting there bungholes massacred? Do women really even get pleasure from anal sex? It really doesn't seem real pleasurable to me however I've never been pounded in the ass so the closest thing I know of would be laying down a big brown butt baby after a big meal. This experience doesn't really excite much. To get back to my point and hopefully sum up this ultimately pointless rant; I don't enjoy watching anal sex in porn movies and in the quest for more and more raunchy porn I believe the screen quality of normal old vag style screwing is being lost in an effort to make porn more exciting.

Anonymous
04:42:00 AM
2/23/2008

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

i hate porn. it's a poor substitute for the real thing. why don't you just go bang someone instead of forcing yourself to watch the objectification of women? Why don't you objectify someone yourself? I'm sure your trouser snake would be thankful.

Anonymous said...

gee - how angsty

Anonymous said...

Hahahahahahaha. That was a fantastic rant, there.

Anyway, if it makes you feel better, women in porn have to go through HOURS of prep in order to get banged in the ass like that. Otherwise, they'd hemorrhage and probably die, and it would suck.

I've also heard that it feels REALLY good if done right, but I don't think I would ever try it.

Anonymous said...

I'm a woman, I've had anal sex, and you're right in your assumptions, OP. It does not feel good. It's not neccessarily mind-bendingly painful, but at best it's endurable, not pleasurable. I understand why it wouldn't turn you on; it's definitely not for everybody. In fact, contrary to popular belief, only fifty percent of gay men report engaging in anal sex-- half of them prefer oral or manual stimulation from their partner over anal intercourse. The porn industry really does rely too much on the "xtreme" factor of anal sex, without recognizing that a large portion of their fanbase just doesn't want to see it.

Also, Anon1, perhaps the OP is watching porn to satisfy his physical need for sexual pleasure without "just banging someone," so he can avoid degrading a woman in real life by using her as a mere sex toy. Not all men who watch porn see women as fuckpuppets. A lot of them think it's better to jack off while watching a professional actress do her thing than to pick up random girls at bars every weekend, only to dump them the next morning after they've had their satisfaction and given insincere promises to call back.
And after all, a porno can't give you STDs or surprise child support payments.

Hannah said...

I nominate this post for best use of euphemisms, ever.

Anonymous said...

This is a great rant and I totally know what this guy means.

Anonymous said...

We should start a petition or a letter-writing campaign-- Save the Bungholes! Revive the Good Ol' Vagoo!

Anonymous said...

I'd have to say that I have to agree with anon4 about how it's better to watch porn than to objectify women in real life.

Anonymous said...

Anon6: Ol' Vagoo sounds like a college fight song.