Friday, February 22, 2008

I'd like to take a poll-

I know it's in the name, but is oral sex really sex?


Anonymous
03:24:00 PM

20 comments:

Anonymous said...

yes

Anonymous said...

yep

Anonymous said...

Nope.

Anonymous said...

no

Anonymous said...

yeah

Anonymous said...

Yesno

Anonymous said...

is lesbian sex, sex?

Anonymous said...

no

Anonymous said...

yes yes yes yes yes yes yes

Anonymous said...

oh god yes, yes god yes

PChis said...

No.

Is it sexual? yes
Is it intimate? yes
Can you transmit STDs? yes
Can you orgasm as a result? yes
Is it in many many ways like sex? yes

BUT

If someone tells you "we had sex last night"

It doesn't meant oral sex.

Anonymous said...

No with a capital "o".

Anonymous said...

Does it bark like a dog? Yes
Does it look like a dog? Yes
Does it feel like a dog? Yes
Does it smell like a dog? Yes
Does it act like a dog? Yes

Do you call it a dog? No

Is it a dog? You said
no

Way to use logic. Of course oral SEX is sex

Anonymous said...

Performed on a man, yes. It's sex. Performed on a woman, no, it's an unnatural oddity with an unclear purpose, if any at all.

Anonymous said...

No

Sex is only penetration in the vagina

thewordofrashi said...

I think oral sex qualifies as "heavy petting" more than sex.

Anonymous said...

only if it goes both ways

Anonymous said...

your mom barks like a dog but shes not one.

Anonymous said...

^ http://xkcd.com/366/

Anonymous said...

"heavy petting!" = the best phrase used in our ninth-grade gym textbook, ever!

Also, "unnatural oddity with unclear purpose"? Clearly, my friend, you do not have a clitoris.