Tintedfragipan reminds me of that prudish man who writes a column in the N&O on grammar mistakes in the media.

However, as one who will undoubtedly commit some sort of grammatical crime in the very near future (or who just did), I salute you.

Even now I feel myself spurred towards greater grammatic perfection by the thought of your acerbic satire directed at my feeble prose.

Grammarians of the world, I hope you are able to turn back the tide of modernity. Or atleast prevent it from washing away all the conventions of our language.


Anonymous
05:04:00 PM

I really really really really luv jezuz juice. It be my passion. If I lurn to rite good, shood I put it in my collage applications? I pursued drinking it like an EC. I drink 4 liters (litres) a day. What shood I do? Remember, they say to reveal your true self and my true self is a jezuz juice lover.


Anonymous
01:11:00 AM

I like you alot, and I think you might like be back. Yet somehow I'm not sure if a relationship is totally the best thing for us...You don't seem to be totally comfortable on that idea, not that I've brought it up before...

You also dont seem that comfortable anything remotly physical, even hugs. I dont know if I could date someone who I would feel awkward even HUGGING. What action should I take? Do you want me to put you on the spot?


Anonymous
11:20:46 PM

how could i have been so hearless.

i wasn't there for you when you told him you didn't even want to be friends anymore.

i wasn't there when you cried.

i wasn't there for you when you b on a test happened.

no i am to caught up in my own world to help.

to caught up in my own reality.

to caught up in wanting a boyfriend. no hun not him. the JE**.

to caught up in english reading (the chosen) to listen to my friends needs

i must be a total witch.

its no concidence that witch rhymes with B**CH.


Anonymous
12:44:58 AM

hart of dearkness sux


Anonymous
11:37:56 PM