Saturday, February 18, 2006

It's times like these where I seriously wish I wasn't attractive. Really. I am sick and tired of guy friends all of a sudden acting funny around me and getting really creepy about being with me. I am sick of having to avoid their longing stares. I am sick of having to give subtle hints that I'm not interested in them. I'm sick of trying to do unattractive things in front of them to just make them stop. That's all I want. I want to yell at all of them to STOP IT! STOP IT RIGHT NOW! It hurts me to see hearts break, and knowing it's because of me makes it worse. Every time I have to push you away makes me feel rotten inside. I don't like you. Take a hint.


Anonymous
11:27:18 PM

11 comments:

PChis said...

Sorry to hear that this happens to you. You'll probably have to get a boyrfriend to really cut down on it happeninhg, and that probably still won't stop all of it.


Perhaps try to become better at confronting people about it rather than "dropping hints." I know that's no easy task though...

Anonymous said...

Having a boyfriend doesn't really stop it at all. They'll still be there, staring, leering, and touching.

It's almost to the point that I'm afraid of all men.

Anonymous said...

Don't sweat it. Just use it to your advantage and appreciate it.

You know that if I were a girl, I'd be saying something like "Oh, poor you! You're so beautiful. You live such a hard life!"

But seriously. You can get a lot of favors out of a guy that has the hots for you. Whether they realize it or not.

PChis said...

^^Because that displays a lot of moral character...

Anonymous said...

A better idea might be to throw a brick in the air and try to catch it with your face. Do this 5-7 times successfully and I assure you beauty will no longer be an issue.

Anonymous said...

You might also want to cut off any of your curvaceous attributes as well, to assure that someone won't want you for your body even with a ruined face.

Anonymous said...

Hah! Anonymous 3 that made my day.

Anonymous said...

Op, this is tantamount to someone complaining that becasue they have arms they're forced to help carry things all the time. In both cases think of the alternative.

Think for a second of the section of the population who are so ugly that they'll -never- find someone who will fall for them. How dare you.

Anonymous said...

I never thought about the slightly uncomfortable downsides of being attractive. I'd never for a minute trade my precious ability to have guys not hit on me for money, attention, and fame. Nope...never...

Anonymous said...

whoa i sense some bitterness here.

would it be different if she just had big breasts or something?

good looking is a crime while a big chest is an inconvenience... i dunno i think thats inconsistant.

Butchie said...

Yeah, I get that all the time, too. It never ends...and I'm old, fat and bald. The ladies just wont leave me alone. Yeeep. Oh yeah.