I found a picture of myself being way too drunk on my cellphone and now I don't know who took it or if they meant it as a commentary on my drinking or just drunken shenanigans.


Anonymous
11:19:00 PM
2/04/2010

Man I totally just got drunk and told his best friends that I want to fuck him. WAY TO GO AND RUIN YOUR CHANCES WITH HIM YOU STUPID BITCH.


Anonymous
03:42:00 AM
7/10/2009

I've gotten drunk by myself more times this week than is socially acceptable or reasonable.


Anonymous
10:14:00 PM
5/30/2009

I just got back from being DD at this beyond huge kegger. Being DD usually sucks, but this time was just so, so bad. My boyfriend got plastered and kissed 4 different girls and then when I called him out, clung to me the entire fucking night. He was one of those crying drunks too, he kept crying and hugging me and spilling his nasty beer all over me. Very unattractive. So then I'm trying to round everyone up, and I guess I just didn't realize how uncontrollable drunk people are. It's sort of funny, but I just get in this existential state of mind when this happens. Arghh just needed to vent about my crazy night. Thank you.


Anonymous
2/22/2009
02:00:00 AM

i only feel ok when i drink


Anonymous
12:32:00 AM
12/17/2008

So I'm finally home for Fall Break and I come back to see that all of my back-home friends have sunken really deep into the suburban "party" scene where all they do is drink and take pictures of themselves drinking to put on facebook. I mean, I trusted these kids to be fun when I came back and not remind me of the types of kids I'd regularly come across at school. I'm just so fucking disappointed in them all. I don't want to drink and get crunk for fall break, I want a real BREAK.

I guess I'm spending fall break alone this year. sigh. /tangst


Anonymous
10/09/2008
11:52:00 PM

I got TOTALLY fucking smashed last night.

I made a horrible first impression on an attractive senior guy I was hanging out with for the 1st time.

He just bought a new white mustang and I barfed in it 3 times.

I barfed on HIM and my bestfriend several times. I got drunk really quickly because I was drinking scotch whisky straight from the bottle. I have no god damn clue what I was
thinking!

He and my bestfriend had to change their shirts multiple times and the guy held me up in the shower while my bestfriend washed puke out of my hair. They had to actually call a 3rd person to help them; another guy I'm sure I made an impact on that night.

I remember absolutely nothing about last night except for laying on some grass and someone pouring cold water on my face, the senior holding me up in the shower, and my bff trying to get me to pee, but then I started throwing up so she put the trash can in my lap, meanwhile both guys were standing in the doorway of the bathroom-watching.

I'm also told I asked the senior if he had a big dick and then continued to ask him to stick his dick inside of me. lovely. yes I know.

-first time I've ever gotten trashed and I wouldn't change it for the world.=]

NO REGRETS. EVER.

p.s. I'm still having the hangover right now.


Anonymous
10:11:00 PM
8/11/2008

Well, most of my friends drink and smoke pot, and I kind of hate it. I mean, they understand why I don't, but all the same, they won't stop. There is some sort of line between being "chill", and being illegal, right?


Anonymous
10/29/2007 11:26:00 PM

To add to the list of shit I seriously regret but will probably laugh about later:

So apparently last night, the final night of our cruise, I decided to get really fucking drunk with the cutest boy on the boat. I remember being super excited about it. I remember the rum. I remember chugging it just to impress him, and I remember it worked. I remember talking to him and being so entranced by him. I somewhat remember crying ALLLEXXXXXXX alleexxxxx aaaaaaaaaallex while on the floor as he walked away.

Wake up this morning in my bed, found out I passed out on the promenade deck sprawled face down on the floor, someone found me, security called my mom.

Hah. What a way to have my first blackout from alcohol, security in my face and a scared mother.

He LEFT me there.
I think I will add him on facebook.


Anonymous
04:28:00 PM

gonna go to a party and gonna get real drunk. need a lie to tell my mom so i dont have to drive home drunk. I need to figure out why i need to stay overnight.


Anonymous
05:58:00 PM

I am drunk as hell, and all I want to do is call you, but you wouldn't like that, we're a secret.

But fuck.


Anonymous
12:16:00 AM

I read all the articles about the Wakefield HS drinking scandal, just so that I can sigh at the end of the article because your name wasn't there.

I miss the days when we were best friends, and I miss the days when I heard from you.

I hope you haven't gotten stupid in high school. I don't ever want to read your name in one of those articles.


Anonymous
05:35:00 PM

I just drank a mug full of my parents' sherry because I was in a bad mood. It seems to have helped so I think I will go do my homework now.

Anonymous
01:50:00 AM

I really really really really luv jezuz juice. It be my passion. If I lurn to rite good, shood I put it in my collage applications? I pursued drinking it like an EC. I drink 4 liters (litres) a day. What shood I do? Remember, they say to reveal your true self and my true self is a jezuz juice lover.


Anonymous
01:11:00 AM

So here I am, 5:50 in the morning, in my dorm room. I have been in my dorm room since around 8sh. It is a friday night. My friends are either shitfaced or out getting shitfaced. Anything to forget your sorrows eh?

Here's the cute part though: while they are probably having the time of their lives with equally shitfaced people, I will be so effortlessly alone, all in the ignorable name of self-righteousness.


I cant break now,
though i am surely broken


Anonymous
05:55:11 AM

I hate being the only (slightly) sober one of my friends left, but at least I can hold my liquor.
If you can't deal with it, don't drink it. I have no sympathy for drunk, attention-hungry, psychopathic whores.


Anonymous
11:12:46 AM

Life is like a box of chocolates? That's bullshit!
Sometimes one good thing blows your way
another moment and its gone
What the hell happened to telling the truth...
What the hell made us all lose trust...
What the hell forced us to grow up so fast?
Only thing i remember of youth
the feeling of love
honest love
between all of us.
NOW? now we're backstabbing slutaprostabitchahoes waiting to take another swing
aching to see the blood drip
and for the prey to die slow and terribly
hoping it will give an example of some kind of emotion
Feeling
Something we lost when we brought on the dope
when we started sniffing
when we started drinking our suffereing away
Well... let's face it... we've all changed... for the better... for the worse.
All i know that i have changed for good
for always
forever
SO GET OVER IT!


Anonymous
07:07:55 PM

Are drunken hookups bad if you have allready hooked up with the same person when you were both sober?


Anonymous
05:12:17 PM