ugh i'm sick.
this sucks.
is there something going around?

this is on the verge of... plague.

please excuse me while i go barf on my AP test. They can still grade it, right?

Anonymous
03:34:00 PM

to the tune of "So Long, Farewell"

so long, farewell
our wiener dog will bite
the fish has died
so flush him out of sight.

So long, farewell
our wiener dog will poo
he poos hes poos on you and you and you

so long, farewell, our weinerdog
made mudpie , he cries and cries and cries and cries goodbye.


Goodbye


Anonymous
10:19:00 PM

fever...
100.1
BARF
i'm sorry i sat next to you since you went home early and barfed on the student common room floor... no you've got me sick


Anonymous
11:11:00 PM

babies are nasty little buggers.


Anonymous
09:47:00 PM

so I made a mistake at the drugstore when I went to buy pads. they were really cheap, like on sale, so I bought two huge packages to save money, and I thought it would be great 'cause I wouldn't have to buy pads for like another six months. but then when I got home I realized they were scented pads, and that sucks because now when I'm on my period they make my crotch smell really fuckin' weird and they still stink up my jeans for like days after I've stopped perioding.


Anonymous
01:05:00 PM

My love for you is like diarrhea.
I cant hold it in.


Anonymous
11:47:00 PM

i love the smell of my own farts


Anonymous
11:45:00 PM

I smell like wet dog.


Anonymous
08:47:00 PM

I have Dermatillomania, and it disgusts me.

I pick at my scabs, peeling thm off in one piece, and eat them. I pick at my pimples compolsively, even though I know it just makes them worse. I bite and eat my fingernails, and when they're too short, I peel away the skin around them and eat that.

A dentist could tell how stressed out I am by th condition of my cheeks and lips- the more stress I have, the more I bite, and suck on them to make them bleed.

I think it's so gross, but I just can't stop myself. Today I tried to go the whole day without picking or biting: I made it to third period. I need therapy, or something.


Anonymous
10:57:29 AM

So, hickeys. hot or gross?


Anonymous
07:14:01 PM

I like skeeting on your face


Anonymous
11:26:17 PM

Monsieur? I need to poop!


Anonymous
09:07:34 PM

i feel so fat on my period.
and it just so happens that i've broken out worse than ever before... on my forehead, okay natural... and only on the right side of my face. am i the only one afflicted with this?! i feel like dr. jekly and mr. hide with my awful, horribly inflamed, red, and disgusting looking side of my face and the other side that isn't much prettier but certainly devoid of the terrible zits.

god i feel so ugly. inside and out.


Anonymous
08:18:59 PM

I had a dream last night where you asked me out. There was a carnival. Also we ate lots of bacon sandwiches.


Anonymous
03:08:40 PM

I derive too much pleasure from popping my zits in front of the mirror in the morning. Or the afternoon. Or the evening.

Am I just gross, or do other people share this habit?


Anonymous
11:05:50 PM

I fucked my neighbor's dog. I enjoyed it very much.


Anonymous
12:15:21 AM

People think I smell like pot.
Yet I've never even touched the stuff, and I think drugs are disgusting.
But people think I smell like pot.


Anonymous
11:07:43 PM