I just read my first ever NC-17 Harry Potter porn fic-- a Harry/George/Fred and Harry/Lupin, no less. It didn't make me horny, but it made me laugh my ass off.


Anonymous
10:23:00 PM

Because the world is round, it turns me on.


Anonymous
07:50:54 PM

god i feel so angsty right now. i love it.

i wanna lick you.
is that weird?


Anonymous
03:48:59 AM

So, hickeys. hot or gross?


Anonymous
07:14:01 PM

i get so freaking horny right before my period starts, seriously, right now, I would screw (practically) any guy who asked me.


Anonymous
08:22:12 PM

I am like a horny fish. Only I am a horny person. I need someone to be my lover. I am a girl. I need a guy. Or a monkey. Please be my friend.


Anonymous
11:11:12 PM

I'm a sex deprived teenage boy.


Anonymous
06:37:49 PM