"Life is a sexually transmitted disease, and it's 100% fatal"
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04:42:58 PM
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"Life is a sexually transmitted disease, and it's 100% fatal"
Anonymous
04:42:58 PM
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19 comments:
oh thats cute. Too bad life isn't a disease...
^ rotflmao
the metaphor doesn't make sense at all, ok sure, we all die at some point, but what else? how is life like a disease?
Hah, I love that.
ZING!
that's a dumb quote.
wow ive heard this thig so many times it just not clever anymore. besides life doesnt kill you so you can just erase that lase part buster.
God, you guys are such dicks. The joke is that life is sexually transmitted, contagious, and inevitably leads to death, all characteristics shared by an STD. Loosen up.
how is life contagious? if i touch a book, does it start moving?
Contagious in that a person is developed through the impregnation of another. By... sex. So... you are brought to life by... sex. And you get AIDS if you have... sex (with someone who has AIDS.. but even then it's not guaranteed... though I wouldn't advise it).
But c'mon... you guys knew that, and just wanted to be "clever".
And by "clever" I mean literalist douchebags.
the metaphor is stupid, u can insult ppl who see that all you want, but it's still stupid
" Technically, shouldn't the victims of necrophiliacs be alive?"
MAN, if I could be brought back to life like that, I'd pay people to ravage my corpse.
The word is ravish, my dear pchis, not ravage :D
yeah... ravage is actually use to connotate a certain violent sex... so Pchis was right.
For once? ^_^
and rape is not violent sex?
The definition of rape is not confined to violent sex. It is any violent and abusive action against a non-consenting person.
wow this little thread went south.
My point, pchis, was that in no way did I say that rape was NOT violent sex, but there needs to be more clarification.
Some people enjoy violent sex.
It's called S&M.
I did say it was violent sex on an unwilling person. You simply said a violent or abusive action against an unwilling party.
Which needs clarification now?
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