I have planned to buy a sex book with the Borders giftcard I got for Christmas. Now, to figure out how to get it home without my parents finding out.
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And how to hide in your room once you do get it home.
I'd watch out though. No telling how many pervs brought those into the bathroom for a little study session only to put the right back on the shelf. (...not that I've done that or anything...)
SD has tried this out.
Hiding a book? Come on thats not very difficult.
Yeah, if we can give a vibrator to a girl at her birthdayparty where her parents are in the house and she's been able to hide it from them since then (about 3 months) while moving it back and forth, I think you can sneak a BOOK into your house.
I can just imagine how awkward it will be to actually buy it, though. I don't know about you, but it seems everytime I go to Borders, the same person is ringing me up.
Yeah, that's what's stopped me from getting sex books as gag gifts, rashi.
I don't want awkwardness behind the counter. Let's not even talk about the kind of sex books I would be interested in reading. I would die first.
I believe that sexually-oriented items and the awkwardness that invariably must come with buying them are what led to the huge populaity of online commerce.
It makes sense to me, at least.
Get Screw the Roses, Send Me the Thorns.
Awesome, awesome book for pervs.
^and who said I was a perv?
I may just want to better my sexual experiences through research into the subject using more reliable resources than those dredged up by a search engine.
I suggest reading and purchasing sex books whenever possible. I've read a wide variety of them over the years and they are both informative and enjoyable, on all levels. Get one, kid.
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